PU$$ IN BOOTS

As I was waiting for the better half to finish her cosmetic purchase at Nordstrom of all places, I wandered into the men's shoe dept and came across these sweet boots. So, naturally I turn them over to see the price-220 maracas. Holyfuckinsweetmotherfuckinfuck...so I got them .....haha.... sike. They're cool in a gay sort of way or vise versa but they are flat at the toe making for easy shifting just like my old nana monkey boots.